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Today, I went to my little cousin's school to pick her up and it happened to be my old elementary school. I saw my old teacher and went up to say hi, and after a few minutes she goes "Aren't you the girl who's dad always came in drunk on parent's day?" Nice to know that's how I'm remembered. FML

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That was very unprofessional and rude. I would have said, "Yes, and you must be the teacher who didn't bother to call Children's Services or at least speak to the guidance counselor.

#35 - On 12/13/2009 at 6:47pm by TryToBeKind

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At least he came to parent's day

#3 - On 12/12/2009 at 3:18am by sdcrazy1018

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