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Today, my friend called me freaking out because of an online pregnancy test. She was scared because she had no idea that she was pregnant, let alone having a fifteen pound baby. The website is a joke. She goes to an Ivy League school, and I couldn't even get into community college. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32858) - you deserved it (3579)

On 11/23/2009 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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What'd she have to do, pee on the monitor?

#3 - On 11/23/2009 at 6:19am by teiso

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Common sense is completely different to intelligence.
Somebody could be incredibly smart, yet very naive at the same time.
It doesn't mean they didn't deserve their place in the College :/

#5 - On 11/23/2009 at 6:22am by Icethefrostycat

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