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Today, my friend called me freaking out because of an online pregnancy test. She was scared because she had no idea that she was pregnant, let alone having a fifteen pound baby. The website is a joke. She goes to an Ivy League school, and I couldn't even get into community college. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24739) - you deserved it (2489)

On 11/23/2009 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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