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Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering that I had lost my cell phone, my ID and somehow spent $100. Feeling like shit already, my friend then goes on to tell me that I flashed the entire bar, and ran around the hotel naked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6939) - you deserved it (36543)

On 11/22/2009 at 10:45pm - misc - by drunkennight (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

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Oh the wonderful effects of alcohol.

#2 - On 11/23/2009 at 2:55am by alexandraa

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pics or it didn't happen.

#7 - On 11/23/2009 at 3:42am by badbunny

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