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Today, my daughter was playing outside. I was watching her from the window, and I saw her pick up a dead bird. I ran outside to grab her. As I picked her up and started scolding her, she tried to scratch my face. In the attempt, her hand went straight into my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19146) - you deserved it (4395)

On 11/21/2009 at 10:25pm - animals - by gbabyy (woman) - United States (New York)

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