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Today, a McDonald's employee had to correct my math after counting out $2.37 in change. I'm in AP Calculus and am currently learning how to find the derivative of an inverse of a logarithm. FML

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Should've stopped at "AP Calculus". Writing out what you're currently learning makes it seem like you're trying too hard to prove that you're above making arithmetic errors, especially when what you're learning is not at all complicated.

#5 - On 11/20/2009 at 6:34am by paranoidkiwie

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No big deal. Simple mistake. I have a PhD in English and misstype/spell words weekly. That doesn't mean I'm any less intelligent.

#2 - On 11/20/2009 at 6:25am by e11ie

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