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Today, I was baking cookies and opened the oven door to check on them. Apparently, wearing a gold necklace means the wave of heat will burn your very fair skin. I now have a bright red ring of stars around my neck. FML
West coast redneck.
The physics of this story is somewhat dubious if you are using a normal oven. Do not bake cookies in an iron smelter!
First I thought "YDI"
but then again
I'd burn myself for some cookies
So, FYL. :P
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