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Today, I was baking cookies and opened the oven door to check on them. Apparently, wearing a gold necklace means the wave of heat will burn your very fair skin. I now have a bright red ring of stars around my neck. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21646) - you deserved it (5991)

On 11/19/2009 at 11:41am - misc - by Sam_Licker81 (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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West coast redneck.

The physics of this story is somewhat dubious if you are using a normal oven. Do not bake cookies in an iron smelter!

#2 - On 11/19/2009 at 5:13pm by perdix

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First I thought "YDI"

but then again

I'd burn myself for some cookies
So, FYL. :P

#1 - On 11/19/2009 at 5:11pm by lissn

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