Today, I had a pig kidney dissection in Biology. I see a 'sack' which appeared to contain a liquid. Being the curious type, I cut open the sack, spraying said liquid over me and my desk. My teacher, after giggling, informed me that the liquid was in fact urine. I was pissed on by a dead pig. FML

by Araya / 11/17/2009 at 11:12am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous

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  • Did you seriously think that there would be something good in that sack.

    #5 - On 11/17/2009 at 2:28pm by john_bell

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  • dude. you don't just go around slicing open sacks of liquid in dead pigs. YDI

    #4 - On 11/17/2009 at 2:23pm by kitties

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