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Today, I had a pig kidney dissection in Biology. I see a 'sack' which appeared to contain a liquid. Being the curious type, I cut open the sack, spraying said liquid over me and my desk. My teacher, after giggling, informed me that the liquid was in fact urine. I was pissed on by a dead pig. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8245) - you deserved it (23096)

On 11/17/2009 at 11:12am - misc - by Araya (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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