Miscellaneous: Today, I had a pig kidney dissection in Biology. I see a 'sack'...

By Araya - 17/11/2009 16:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a pig kidney dissection in Biology. I see a 'sack' which appeared to contain a liquid. Being the curious type, I cut open the sack, spraying said liquid over me and my desk. My teacher, after giggling, informed me that the liquid was in fact urine. I was pissed on by a dead pig. FML

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Today, as I was teaching my 10th grade biology honors class, a student came in with a dead frog and asked if we could dissect it. He tried to toss it to me and missed, so it landed in a girl's lap. She threw up all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 19:41 - United States

Today, I was dissecting a pig for my anatomy class. The smell of four day-old dead pig caused me to faint. My mom drove me home and warmed me up some left overs for lunch. It was pork chops. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2013 22:39 - United States - Slippery Rock

Today, my professor tried to scare the hiccups out of me. Some pee came out instead. FML

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By anonymous - 16/02/2010 01:25 - United States

Today, I was really excited to be observing my first autopsy for my forensics class. Apparently so was the guy behind me. He barfed up ramen noodles all over my hair and back. I couldn't leave the room to clean up. For two hours. FML

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By kafreen - 30/08/2016 19:35 - United States - Tucson

Today, I arrived at work early. I noticed the plants on the side of my classroom could use some water so I went out to do so. On the way, I found a beer can. Not wanting the kids to see it, I picked it up but some spilled on my dress. I quickly noticed a familiar smell. No, not beer. Urine. FML

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By alex - 16/02/2010 16:43 - United States

Today, while working at my new job at a veterinary hospital, I was excited that I set a urinary catheter in a dog for the first time. I guess I was a little too enthusiastic though, because I pulled it out too fast and bloody urine splashed up all over my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2021 20:01

Today, I'd started dialysis and the cap at the end of my PD tube came off. It’s meant to stop infection, and it’s filled with betadine. I said I had to go to the office. My teacher wouldn’t let me, so I walked out of class. I got detention for trying to prevent getting a major infection. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2022 17:00 - United States - Menomonie

Today, my college roommate is a Studio Art major. For a project, she brought home a pig's intestine to keep in our tiny dorm room freezer. FML

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john_bell 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 20:28

Did you seriously think that there would be something good in that sack.

kitties_fml 12

Tuesday 17 November 2009 20:23

dude. you don't just go around slicing open sacks of liquid in dead pigs. YDI

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i_is_a_tr00l 0

Friday 27 November 2009 1:35

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azn365 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 15:11

LOL curiousity killed the cat! XD

mattman1994 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 23:18

not to be a know it all here but when an animal dies, muscles relax, urine and other "solid waste" exit the body naturally. the bladder wouldn't be filled with pee

CortneyLyn 0

Monday 3 May 2010 16:05

actually it was probably filtrate. it isn't considered "urine" until it goes through the collection duct. Unless you were also dissecting the bladder. and to the above comment, you're not being a "know it all", the internal & external urethral spincters do contract and release the urine produced but she was dissecting a kidney and there commonly still is filtrate in there. but seriously, that's pretty gross. in my a&p2 lab i was dissecting a cat and it's chyme (food mixed with acid in the stomach) ended up all over my legs after i dropped it, so don't feel so bad.