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Today, I let my dad borrow my car. I found out a few hours later that he has had a suspended license for three years. How did I find out? He got pulled over and arrested. My car was also impounded. I'm a college student barely making it as it is. Guess who can't afford the impound fees? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22424) - you deserved it (1912)

On 11/11/2009 at 11:13am - misc - by brokeasajoke (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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