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Today, I was at a Remembrance Day service when an old widow told me I had my "grandad's" medals on the wrong side of my coat. I told her that I was an Afghanistan veteran and that they were mine. She then berated me in front of the WHOLE service for "lying". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40321) - you deserved it (2460)

On 11/10/2009 at 11:36pm - misc - by Danners88 (man) - Australia

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Give the bitch a hand grenade to play with

#1 - On 11/11/2009 at 6:09am by Horde

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disrespectful bitch.
My cousin served in Afghanistan for the Canadian Army. Today we remember all who have fought & died in their country's honour. may they rest in peace.
and I hope that lady get's what she deserves.
HOORAH!

#5 - On 11/11/2009 at 6:21am by stolentrix

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