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Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13751) - you deserved it (2167)

On 12/29/2008 at 1:09am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

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That guy sounds fuckin' awesome!

#2 - On 02/05/2009 at 2:47pm by dude

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Your flatmate sounds BA.

#8 - On 03/18/2009 at 5:18pm by juicebahx

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