Miscellaneous: Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all... - FML

By noname - 29/12/2008 06:09 - France

Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML

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By Thesuz - 06/09/2013 03:27 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my neighbour was practicing his opera singing, drunk. FML

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By lovehaterelationship - 10/03/2014 18:43 - Austria - Graz

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By jm_track - 26/02/2011 22:59 - United States

Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2021 06:01

Today, I can't any peace and quiet in any room of my flat. The neighbours on one side are arguing, the other side are having very loud sex, the ones upstairs I suspect are playing some sort of games console, and downstairs daughter has been practising her violin badly all morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2010 15:45 - United States

Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2021 16:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my flat has turned into a pigsty. My flatmate decided to make the lounge his bedroom and it looks like a bomb has hit it. I haven’t been able to sleep, as he doesn’t sleep at night and talks to friends all night long or plays loud music. FML

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By SHUT UUUUUP - 02/03/2023 23:00 - United States

Today, I've found that it's hard to focus on important things when your roommate won't stop singing at the top of his lungs, without any music playing mind you, especially when his singing voice sounds like a cat being forced through a meat grinder. FML

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By PissedbythePiper - 11/09/2012 06:11 - United States - Saukville

Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML

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yoursavinggrace 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 1:19

Pft, I wish I could play James Bond on the trumpet.

Eir_fml 1

Wednesday 18 February 2009 11:11

I agree with 2 and 3, that sounds pretty cool.

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sorry_you_fail 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 19:37

James Bond has a great trumpet part...playing it is so much fun (trumpet player!). Also: have you ASKED him to quiet down? If you have, sorry..I know! Learn how to play the clarinet and play the James Bond clarinet part with him. =) If you haven't...ask him. Duh.

fjonslife410 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 3:21

=P lol

megsworld 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 14:52

Aww, im so sorry. It sounds like one of my best friends/neighbors....... he's a dork, too. And loves to play James Bond on his trumpet..........

that_suuuucks 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 23:10

trumpet rules! even though i'm in color guard..

Masta_Blasta 0

Friday 29 May 2009 11:26

sounds fun

girlnamedkris 0

Friday 5 June 2009 8:17

FYL.

blahblahblah43 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 6:08

ur flatmate has no taste in music

EvilNinjaPenguin 0

Monday 6 July 2009 23:39

the opera music is a little much.... but damn! i wish i could play james bond on the trumpet (even though im in the color guard)! make him teach you how!!!! Rofl! "]

nm22395 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 3:50

Instead of bitching about it here, tell him to stfu

odetorj26 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 0:46

lol one of my all time favorite FML's because i used to play the trumpet in high school and i'm sure my parents felt the same way.

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