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Today, as I was driving to work, I got a flat tire. While attempting to replace said tire, I got mugged. The guy took all my money, my iPod, cellphone, and CDs. When I finally called my boss to explain my situation, he fired me. Why? Because I was late and had an "overactive imagination." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32977) - you deserved it (2067)

On 11/07/2009 at 11:46pm - misc - by LifeSucks (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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She said when she 'finally called her boss', meaning when she found a place with a phone or asked someone so she could call. OP, your boss is a jackass for not believing in you. FYL

#7 - On 11/08/2009 at 6:23am by chellinha93

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Knowing this site, I'm waiting for the "But women can't change tires! D:" commment... Because, well, you guys are predictable. lmao :P

#6 - On 11/08/2009 at 6:22am by jchansfan

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