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By LifeSucks - 08/11/2009 04:46 - United States

Today, as I was driving to work, I got a flat tire. While attempting to replace said tire, I got mugged. The guy took all my money, my iPod, cellphone, and CDs. When I finally called my boss to explain my situation, he fired me. Why? Because I was late and had an "overactive imagination." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 21:04 - United States

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By in pain - 15/03/2011 22:57

Today, I got into a bad car accident, where I got severe whiplash, swollen knees, and cuts everywhere. I called my boss to let him know I wouldn't be able to make it in and he fired me for being 'not dependable'. FML

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By lol - 19/09/2021 11:00

Today, despite leaving early to go to work, I still ended up late because some dude decided to have an argument with the bus driver, delaying us by 20 minutes. As a result, I was fired without a write-up. This was my first ever time being late. FML

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chellinha93 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:23

She said when she 'finally called her boss', meaning when she found a place with a phone or asked someone so she could call. OP, your boss is a jackass for not believing in you. FYL

jchansfan 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:22

Knowing this site, I'm waiting for the "But women can't change tires! D:" commment... Because, well, you guys are predictable. lmao :P

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Feverrotes 15

Sunday 8 November 2009 20:02

The concept of writing FMLs in "....said object" is getting really annoying. Second to "Proceeded" and "Why?"

nypd613 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 21:28

how do we know you DON'T? lol

blastvortex 3

Sunday 8 November 2009 23:07

How do you know it wasn't a trap? You might be surprised how often stuff like that happens. Also, suing your boss would be inane and foolish. How was he supposed to know? Do you have any idea how many times people come up with excuses like that? Just show him a copy of the police report and any bruises, etc., you might have and he might be understanding.

shudashuia 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 23:17

the wrong thing..the wrong time ...

mellopete 0

Monday 9 November 2009 0:48

Why would they steal your CDs? I doubt they listen to the same music as you. I'm sure they're gonna take their time and look for your precious CDs. Extremely overactive imagination.

alucir 0

Monday 9 November 2009 4:28

if you were changing a tire you most likely had a tire iron at hand. How did you get mugged when you had a big metal rod with which you could beat the guy with