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Today, I got on my computer and saw my little brother had left his myspace page up with a message between him and his friend. They were talking about a plan to basically humiliate me in any way possible. It was called "Operation: Fat Cow." FML


I agree, your life sucks (33485) - you deserved it (4490)

On 10/27/2009 at 8:29pm - misc - by ilovemybrother (woman) - United States

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That's mature. But at least you know now, and you can take preemptive strikes.

#1 - On 10/28/2009 at 4:23am by helennaa

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No one deserves to be humiliated or treated like shit. Who cares what the OP looks like? She found out her little brother is a douche bag who spends his free time devising plans to humiliate her. That would suck for anyone. Younger siblings can be major assholes, so I'm fairly certain that her little brother isn't pulling this stuff because she's fat.

#14 - On 10/28/2009 at 5:26am by AndelleRae

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