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Today, I was walking when I heard a car horn honk. I looked up to see a hot guy giving me a thumbs up. As he got a better look at me, he made a disgusted face and flipped his hand so he was giving me a thumbs down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27704) - you deserved it (2835)

On 10/26/2009 at 4:02pm - misc - by notsohot (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Wow, thats a downer, shallow people are shallow!! I'd like to say dont let it get to you but I know better, things like that really hurt and even if you know you'll never see the jerk again it still really hurts!!

#1 - On 10/26/2009 at 5:49pm by Im_Not_Jimmy

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If he could take a third, even closer look at you, he might have found you irresistible. But he lacks the true capacity to see.

"Not so hot," is it? Really now, there is no need to extrapolate. Why define yourself by one loser's opinion? He's quick to judge and he has poor eyesight if he had to look twice, are you sure he didn't miss something, after all?

By the way, "hot" cannot be perceived by sight, in case if he's not aware. It's in kinetics. You need to touch it to feel it. Or at least come very...close.

#16 - On 10/26/2009 at 6:26pm by spellfire

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