Bad Yelp review

By notsohot - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking when I heard a car horn honk. I looked up to see a hot guy giving me a thumbs up. As he got a better look at me, he made a disgusted face and flipped his hand so he was giving me a thumbs down. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 404
You deserved it 4 338

Top comments

Im_Not_Jimmy 0

Wow, thats a downer, shallow people are shallow!! I'd like to say dont let it get to you but I know better, things like that really hurt and even if you know you'll never see the jerk again it still really hurts!!

If he could take a third, even closer look at you, he might have found you irresistible. But he lacks the true capacity to see. "Not so hot," is it? Really now, there is no need to extrapolate. Why define yourself by one loser's opinion? He's quick to judge and he has poor eyesight if he had to look twice, are you sure he didn't miss something, after all? By the way, "hot" cannot be perceived by sight, in case if he's not aware. It's in kinetics. You need to touch it to feel it. Or at least come very...close.

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Im_Not_Jimmy 0

Wow, thats a downer, shallow people are shallow!! I'd like to say dont let it get to you but I know better, things like that really hurt and even if you know you'll never see the jerk again it still really hurts!!

Don't call #1 a ****. That's not very nice.

the_stereotype 0

#1, i get what you're talking about. and as much as you can say that it doesn't matter what a stranger says, it does

dcbog123 0

maybe u should get less ugly and look more like chicks on the magazines?

#45- If i'm walking down the street and a car honks, i'm going to look up to make sure i'm not about to get hit by anything.... not to desperatly look around to see who thinks i'm hot enough to honk at... #47- No, I dont think you've quite grasped #1's comment.

greenqween 0

YDI it for being ugly bitch

m1k3_b0rr311 15
PhillyGirl2 0

A stranger you will probably never see again thinks you aren't attractive!!! Oh no!!!

ruzzie 0

Oh, thats rude. Just think of it as he isn't good enough for you. :)

why would him rejecting you mean he isn't good enough for you? I think it's nice that you're trying to make her feel better about herself so kudos to you :)

If the guy she saw was 16, his thumb would cover itself in goo after being up for a few seconds.

Good looking from afar, far from good looking.

OMG NOOOOOOOOO THAT SRSLY SUCKS YO SUICIDE IS YOUR ONLY OPTION

Panther_fml 0
man_bear_pig 0

dude that suck i would gave the most disgusting face then then do a v with my fingers and stickout my tongue just to creep him out