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By notsohot - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking when I heard a car horn honk. I looked up to see a hot guy giving me a thumbs up. As he got a better look at me, he made a disgusted face and flipped his hand so he was giving me a thumbs down. FML
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Im_Not_Jimmy 0

Wow, thats a downer, shallow people are shallow!! I'd like to say dont let it get to you but I know better, things like that really hurt and even if you know you'll never see the jerk again it still really hurts!!

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spellfire 0

If he could take a third, even closer look at you, he might have found you irresistible. But he lacks the true capacity to see. "Not so hot," is it? Really now, there is no need to extrapolate. Why define yourself by one loser's opinion? He's quick to judge and he has poor eyesight if he had to look twice, are you sure he didn't miss something, after all? By the way, "hot" cannot be perceived by sight, in case if he's not aware. It's in kinetics. You need to touch it to feel it. Or at least come very...close.

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perdix 29

Good from far, but far from good, Butter Face.

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Intoxicunt 5

Lmao. I got called that once. It made me sad. Until I stole the girl's boyfriend and made him stop all contact with her. :-]

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spellfire 0

If he could take a third, even closer look at you, he might have found you irresistible. But he lacks the true capacity to see. "Not so hot," is it? Really now, there is no need to extrapolate. Why define yourself by one loser's opinion? He's quick to judge and he has poor eyesight if he had to look twice, are you sure he didn't miss something, after all? By the way, "hot" cannot be perceived by sight, in case if he's not aware. It's in kinetics. You need to touch it to feel it. Or at least come very...close.

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Intoxicunt 5

Spellfire is one big ball of win. Where have you been all my - er, all FML's existence?

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spellfire 0

Hey, thanks! :) I'm procrastinating. When fear meets action, that's me practicing escapism and hiding on Internet sites. But that project is hanging over my shoulder. It wants to devour me. it--*is gobbled up*

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Intoxicunt 5

Your life sounds like mine. Exactly like mine. Are you me in an alternate universe?

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gigi37 0

Oh shit, I got a project too that I'm not ready to face... ok, I just don't want to. And yeah, agree with you 100% 16

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gothic_cat_lady 0

...And? If he thinks it's ok to be honking at random girls on the street and being a creeper, his opinion of you clearly doesn't matter at all, no matter how hot he is.

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nzl_fml 0

ew what a douche. who gives the thumbs up/down anymore.

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nzl_fml 0

and only creepy asshats honk at girls walking down the street

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raelynn00 4

Asshats? Really? That's the best word u could think of? O well made me laugh lol

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Turnip_Girl 0

That really sucks, but also really made me laugh.

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Did_i_deserve_it 0

Well, that sucks. ]; Some guys think they are so cool. But actually, when you get to know them they are idiots.

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neon_shoes 0

Yes! I know exactly what you mean, and I agree with you 100%.

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