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Today, I witnessed a homeless man fall off of his bike and land face first onto the pavement. Bleeding and shivering in the 40 degree weather, I gave him the coat off of my back. He got up like nothing happened and sprinted away with it. Oh yeah, my wallet was in the inside pocket. FML


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On 10/26/2009 at 10:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

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Isn't if funny how the world works sometimes? You try to do something nice, and you get screwed.

#1 - On 10/26/2009 at 2:33pm by nessykate12

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Idea. Get on the bike and chase that hobo, then ghost ride it into his ass.

#5 - On 10/26/2009 at 2:42pm by CaptainPat

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