Today, I was paintballing when I got shot in the stomach and winded. As I was gasping for breath on the ground, someone came up and shot me point blank in my crotch. FML
by sore / 10/21/2009 at 4:27am / Australia (South Australia) / Miscellaneous
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Okay, your life sounds more interesting than mine. Someone got your breathless, you swooned to the ground, and someone took a shot on your genitals--sounds like a romance novel.
#10 - On 10/21/2009 at 10:37am by TenebrificTurtle
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Now that's just mean!
#1 - On 10/21/2009 at 10:09am by fireandice27
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