Today, I learned that if you make fun of a man for walking with a cane, you'd better be ready for him to hit you with it. FML
I agree, your life sucks (2070) - you totally deserved it (70953)
On 10/20/2009 at 12:05pm - misc - by stick (man) - United States (Florida)
Moral of the story: Only make fun of wheelchair people.
#109 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:17pm by theduckiequacks
Agreed. The OP is such a dumbass. I'd beat him with the cane too.
#67 - On 10/20/2009 at 4:11pm by iheartjustinsane
I'd like to thank the OP for reminding me that, in addition to all the truly crucial problems we already have in society, we still have fucktards like you who make me abandon all hope of a truly united, tolerant nation.
What the hell is wrong with you? Making fun of a disabled man? How would you like it if someone came up to you and made fun of your age, gender, weight, height, appearance, race or sexual preference? You people are the worst. Have we learned nothing from World War II? Would you like it if I smacked your face because you have green eyes or red hair? Do you get off on making fun of people? I hope that he beat you over the head with his cane until you bled.
#132 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:05pm by Saccharide
Agreed with 67
I'm 19 and don't need a cane, but I'd buy one just to beat him with it.
#136 - On 10/20/2009 at 11:09pm by dudeitsdanny
I love you! I always think these things as I read and see the people on the internet, but figure it's not worth it and don't say anything, but I love when people voice this stuff. It needs to be said. We really should be at a point in time where people are people and that's that but unfortunately we are not...
#138 - On 10/21/2009 at 12:24am by screwed_up
Agreed. You pretty much said it all =]
OP totally deserved it.
#175 - On 10/24/2009 at 10:10pm by SiLvEr_070
You took the words right out of my mouth..
Wish they had a knife on the end of there cane.
#31 - On 10/20/2009 at 2:49pm by liveBabylon
Pretty sure this FML should be this way: Today, this asshole was making fun of me for walking with a cane. so i had to go out of my way to beat his ass with it. A very wasted 5 seconds. FML. karma my friend. ; ]
#6 - On 10/20/2009 at 2:07pm by 0515_dw_090084
I wish Dr.House was real, so he could find a way to humiliate you worse in return. =P (Any HOUSE fans may recall that ignorant cop with the rectal thermometer! Haha!)
AWW I was gonna make a house reference! I was gonna ask if the guy was Greg house.
#52 - On 10/20/2009 at 3:43pm by _Mish
Just to play the devil's advocate, the guy might have had it coming. Just because someone has a handicap, they shouldn't use it as an excuse for being an asshole. Anyone see the House with the Canadian war vet, or Almost an Angle? However, OP, even if your insult was deserved, YDI for not being able to handle yourself against a guy with a stick. Pansy.
#82 - On 10/20/2009 at 4:54pm by 2eyes1mouth
That's fair, but the OP didn't say he was just making fun of a man who was walking with a can. He said that he was making fun of a man FOR walking with a cane, and that should never be excused.
If the man with the cane was being a douchebag and the OP is/was too degenerate to take the high road, than whatever - be a douchebag back, but there's no need to insult the guy's handicap, no matter what.
#86 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:06pm by Witchcraft
Totally what I was thinking too. ;) House approves of this message.
#118 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:23pm by lapetitesinge
You fucking idiot. My uncle has MS that forces his to walk with a cane and will probably kill him in the next 10 years, and you think it's funny? It's too bad he didn't bash your fucking head open with it.
I'm sorry about ur uncle, and ur totally right about OP. =]
#176 - On 10/24/2009 at 10:13pm by SiLvEr_070
I'm sorry? You're expecting anything but YDI?
Haha fag I hope he bruised you good.
#10 - On 10/20/2009 at 2:14pm by Sparkiee93
While I agree that the OP is a dumbass, I fail to see how this makes him a "fag". You're just about as bad as him.
#97 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:43pm by silvermoonstar3
YTDI! You're a fuckin dickhead for even THINKING about making fun of a guy with a cane, or any kind of handicap. How did this one get okayed? FML is seriously slipping.
I wish I'd have been there to cheer on the cane-wielding ninja.
Of course, if I were there I'd have probably borrowed his cane and shoved it up your arse.
Dumbfuck.
#17 - On 10/20/2009 at 2:22pm by Witchcraft
You idiot!
Everyone knows that you should have snuck up from behind, kicked the cane out from under him, pushed him over and yelled your witty insults at him as you ran away.
If you must make fun of the handicapped, at least do it right.
Today, I already knew that making fun of a man for walking with a cane would get me hit (not to mention make me an asshole), so I DIDN'T FREAKING DO IT. FML
#27 - On 10/20/2009 at 2:41pm by Expertfail
I've had to walk on a cane before. It sucks... Why the heck would you make fun of someone for that!
YDI
#29 - On 10/20/2009 at 2:44pm by mala_aneczka
I'm sorry, I don't do business with Peanuts that don't wear pants.
#44 - On 10/20/2009 at 3:20pm by DravensMommy
You fucking idiot.
It's bad enough that he has to use a cane, but then some worthless piece of shit comes along and makes him feel worse.
I hope he knocked your head around.
Karma's probably going to take out one of your legs now, and send along some douchepump like you to make fun of you. Then you're going to come back to FML and write your sob-story about how some young fucker made fun of you.
You little bitch, go play in traffic.
#32 - On 10/20/2009 at 2:51pm by gummibehrs
This.
I hope he hit you in the happy sacks; you don't deserve to procreate.
#81 - On 10/20/2009 at 4:51pm by iGreen_Day
You never considered choosing your words carefully when addressing someone with a stick?
Damn. That's dumb as hell. What if he was Trixsy Ninja? You could have been whacked for real. dur :[
Here's yet another of many instances where one YDI isn't nearly enough. you are once, twice, three times an asshole.
Are you related to the guy who threw a rock at a hobo and expected pity when he got chased six blocks with a knife?
"Today, I was walking down the street. My leg was severely injured in Iraq, so I have to walk with a cane. Some asshole decided to make fun of me, so I beat him with it. I risked my life for asshats like him? FML"
I hope you get in some sort of accident that will make you end up walking with a cane.
#40 - On 10/20/2009 at 3:09pm by MiniatureMayhem
Are you really that much of a douchebag? Nice job, dickhead.
#47 - On 10/20/2009 at 3:25pm by ohemgeeitscor
Hahaha, gotta watch out for the cripplestick if you're gonna tease them. Keep outside of cane range next time, because presumably you can outrun them.
Of course, maybe everyone here is wrong in assuming you're a 17 year old prick, for all we know you're 79 and in a wheelchair. Hell, it would make sense as to why you'd poke fun at another old guy. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
I hope you do it again, and he hits you so hard you need to walk with a cane the rest of your life you insensitive douchebag.
#54 - On 10/20/2009 at 3:47pm by Kristoffer
Go bake yourself some cookies. You deserve them. But wait, instead of sugar, use potassium cyanide. You won't tell the difference for the first 10 seconds, and after that, it won't matter! I promise.
#55 - On 10/20/2009 at 3:47pm by SaintJimmy
I could believe that he's dumb enough to take that advice, if he hasn't already.
The world will be a better place if he does.
I hope you get hit by a car and have to walk with a cane for the rest of your life. Then have a bunch of stupid kids follow you around all day making fun of you.
#58 - On 10/20/2009 at 3:56pm by babygraprefruit
Congradulations! You must have worked very hard to become such a horrible person in such a short amount of time!:D
i FUCKED, YA MOTHA! just wanted to say that, and you're a dick.
#64 - On 10/20/2009 at 4:08pm by metalmusic99
should have gone "Today, I realized that I'm an asshole. FML"
#65 - On 10/20/2009 at 4:09pm by whysoserious22
gee, thats a hard one to figure out. and its even harder to figure out that men who walk with canes shouldn't be made fun of
#72 - On 10/20/2009 at 4:29pm by jessxoxo28
You know, I walk with a cane, and I've got to say, if you make fun of someone crippled and potentially in pain, and don't expect to get beat for it, then you better start picking on quadrapalegics and hope for the best.
The OP's jerkin so much, he'll be jerkin solo. Forever
#83 - On 10/20/2009 at 4:56pm by Super_Vegetto
Why would you make fun of a guy for having a cane? You might need one someday.
#88 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:14pm by sjt21
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FUCK YOU NIGGER YDI
#91 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:27pm by gangsterbert
old people are awesome they don't give a shit anymore so they'll beat the hell outta you and not care
probally a war veteran theve seen stuff like you'll never imaagine example seeing your best friend being shot dead or having to beat someone to death with a gun before they could get a reload so having you laugh at them says to them hey look at this little bitch and most don't caare if they live anymore hitting you with a cane is just there way of saying i hate you you suck
#96 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:41pm by doughnutboy99
i'm sure that guy just loved walking around with that cane. seriously, if you're going to make fun of people, at least make fun of them for something that they can control.
#98 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:46pm by asafetybuzz
Just created an account to comment & say you're a dickhead.
Sincerely
- a cane user
not *the* cane user, but one who has to use one
#99 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:59pm by Foobarbashh
If I was that old man, I would have fucked your ass with it.
#101 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:09pm by Andrewl_FML
Y TO THE DAMN DI!!!
My mom has to walk with a cane an if you had made fun of her i would have beat your ass
#105 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:55pm by tropicthunder
You're horrible, how in the world could that EVER be funny?
You deserve to be beaten with canes by all the FML people.
you made fun of someone with a CANE??? What kind of a sick fuck are you??
#115 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:58pm by Littlerunner
I used to walk with a cane.....what you did is so not cool...ydi, prick.
#116 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:16pm by fergiesman
Time for a... FALCON PUNCH!!!
And then to have that person repeatedly ram their cane up your ass.
#119 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:28pm by signupsheetfail
You're a complete asshole and I hope you get hit by a car. Fuck your life for not having one.
#120 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:28pm by LollyPop1
You have a terrible sense of humor. I don't blame him for hitting you with it.
#121 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:33pm by heliophobia
Did you really expect anyone to take pity on you? You deserved it 100%.
#123 - On 10/20/2009 at 9:04pm by supergamer94
You so deserve it. That's so mean. What if you got injured and had to use something like that? Then would it be so funny? Jerk.
#126 - On 10/20/2009 at 9:44pm by allihall127
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Since when is making fun of people with a cane such a terrible thing? It's hilarious! That can't walk correctly, get it? So, what , boo-hoo, stop being a bunch of pansies and laugh. FYL, that sucks, you should have tripped him and ran. HA!
#127 - On 10/20/2009 at 9:45pm by SuitedMonkey
I'm 26 and walk with a cane due to a car accident. I don't even know what I'd do if I were put in the situation you put the other guy in. YDI, asshole.
#131 - On 10/20/2009 at 9:57pm by koesherbacon
Well no shit Sherlock....
You're a....know what? Everyone else has said it already, just read their comments.
what's wrong with you? you deserve so much more than getting hit. people around them should've helped beat you up.
#135 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:34pm by thesadpiggy
YDI for not learning anything from TV since 2004 when House first aired.
#140 - On 10/21/2009 at 12:36am by LemonFairy
So I suppose if he only had one eye that you would've called him Cyclops?
#144 - On 10/21/2009 at 1:42am by blastvortex
Even though it seems few are saying it, I'm sure this one is fake. Getting whacked with a cane by a grumpy old person is so cliche. It's a joke used in television and film all the time.
If perchance this actually were real though, then it's undoubtedly a YDI.
#145 - On 10/21/2009 at 2:12am by israelnotjacob
Today I learnt that there are dicks in this world who make fun of people for using a cane, luckily amidst my revulsion that such actions happened without justice, I found out that the idiots who do make fun of others get hit for it. Fuck your life.
#147 - On 10/21/2009 at 3:40am by LordLayAlot
No the reigning champion of deserved is still the person who saw a homeless person and decided to mock him by waving a dollar bill in the air while walking by, which led to the homeless man stabbing the person in the leg, lol.
#167 - On 10/22/2009 at 3:29am by israelnotjacob
Why the hell would you make fun of someone for walking with a cane? What is wrong with you?
#158 - On 10/21/2009 at 7:10pm by KayleeFrye
Listen guys, who are we to judge the OP if he likes talking about other mens wood? I mean, really. If the OP gets enjoyment out of conversing about other dudes hard staffs, we should not put a damper on his fun.
#159 - On 10/21/2009 at 7:40pm by giganticbrain
oh my god, you made fun of a dude with a cane!
YOU BASTARD!!!
#160 - On 10/21/2009 at 8:47pm by stephgweph
YDI for two reasons. For moral reasons, (being a jerk) and for intelligence reasons, (making fun of a guy for having a potential weapon.)
idiots, it was with an old friend joking around. people jump to conclusions too fast.
#162 - On 10/21/2009 at 10:04pm by hurricanes1458
why would you even post it then its not an fml dumb ass
#163 - On 10/21/2009 at 10:43pm by aceball522
I somehow wished that his cane was one of those concealed swords. Then you can get whacked for stupidity for real =D
your pathetic, just because someone walks with a cane doesn't mean there not a person, be thankful your not in the pain and situation they are in, people like you make me sick! get a hold of your self, i hope you got the living shit kicked out of you
You asshole. You wholeheartedly deserved it. People like you make me sick. Have some manners and intelligence, please. I'm surprised you're still living. I would have beaten you to a bloody pulp if I was that man.
#177 - On 10/25/2009 at 12:43am by PhantomxBrave
Everyone who has said YDI are completely right. How could you make fun of a disabled person? Thoughtless and insensitive. Hope you become disabled, and see how much you like people laughing at you!!
My ex-marine grandfather owns a cane that is actually a concealed sword. Be glad that you didn't run into him. YDI
YDI for making fun of someone with a medical condition. karma bitch
#184 - On 12/13/2009 at 6:55pm by shadowskater
I walk with a cane. I've done exactly what the guy did when idiots like you have made fun of me for it. I completely fail to see why I should feel sorry for you.
LMFAO Epic Fail u couldn't out run a cripple u asshole tht was mean
#189 - On 01/23/2010 at 12:19am by fukinhilarius
thats a little thing called karma
side note: your a total dick
#190 - On 02/03/2010 at 9:33pm by likeomgwhat
Really? "HAHAHAHA WALKING AID, OMG LEG FAIL! You have to use a cane!"
*WHACK!*
*runs home and posts to fml to get sympathy*
