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Today, for my 2 year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26922) - you deserved it (4742)

On 10/20/2009 at 10:04am - misc - by lame (man) - United States (Washington)

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