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Today, it was Homecoming. During the dance, I saw this mentally handicapped guy ask this pretty girl to dance. She said no. So I went over to him and asked him to dance. He replied that he only wanted to dance with "pretty girls" and I was not one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49330) - you deserved it (4998)

On 10/18/2009 at 11:32am - misc - by omgwtf (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Even the mentally retarded have standards. Sucks to be you. :(

#2 - On 10/18/2009 at 2:45pm by Turnip_Girl

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im sure your beautiful don't let one persons opinion decide your confidence

#10 - On 10/18/2009 at 2:53pm by anothergeek

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