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Today, it was Homecoming. During the dance, I saw this mentally handicapped guy ask this pretty girl to dance. She said no. So I went over to him and asked him to dance. He replied that he only wanted to dance with "pretty girls" and I was not one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38716) - you deserved it (3545)

On 10/18/2009 at 11:32am - misc - by omgwtf (woman) - United States (Texas)

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