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Today, I noticed that my clothes had shrunk. My mother seemed to be having trouble with the new washer and dryer so I tried to show her exactly how they work. After my explanation she said "I know how they work. I shrank your clothes to give you some incentive to lose all that belly you got." FML


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On 10/14/2009 at 10:36am - misc - by thelandofoz - United States (Florida)

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Since you obviously seem to know how to work the washer and dryer, maybe you should be doing your own laundry...

#6 - On 10/14/2009 at 2:39pm by Cloudy

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I doubt your mom is in perfect shape. Shrink her clothes and tell her you were returning the favor.

Also try to save up and move out if your old enough to do so.

#9 - On 10/14/2009 at 2:52pm by TotalPandamonium

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