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Today, I noticed that my clothes had shrunk. My mother seemed to be having trouble with the new washer and dryer so I tried to show her exactly how they work. After my explanation she said "I know how they work. I shrank your clothes to give you some incentive to lose all that belly you got." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19371) - you deserved it (4939)

On 10/14/2009 at 10:36am - misc - by thelandofoz - United States (Florida)

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