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Today, I locked my keys in my car. My spare keys are 45 minutes away in my dorm room. My dorm room keys are attached to my car keys locked in my car. Security said they would let me in as long as I had my school ID. It's on my keychain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18236) - you deserved it (4863)

On 10/13/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

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