Transportation: Today, I locked my keys in my car. My spare keys are 45 minutes...

By Anonymous - 13/10/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. My spare keys are 45 minutes away in my dorm room. My dorm room keys are attached to my car keys locked in my car. Security said they would let me in as long as I had my school ID. It's on my keychain. FML

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By burning balls of fuck this - 25/02/2013 22:30 - United States - Oakton

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Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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By artmfanforever - 22/09/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML

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By Argh - 03/11/2013 20:18 - France - Saivres

Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my car, and I'm in neither. FML

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Morokea 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:44

A rock shall be your new best friend.

canucksrule88 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:46

damn some divine power must hate you

Comments

trainunderwater 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:43

I would say this is a serious FML, but why is your ID on your keychain? Unbelievably stupid. That's like keeping your social security card in your wallet, along with your credit cards and license. Come on... But this made me laugh. Sorry. Haha.

woosah 16

Sunday 7 November 2010 8:15

well I'm sure it's his student ID... which could easily be on his keychain for easy access. OP you definitely ****** urself though

Witchcraft_fml 4

Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:44

Do him sexual favors and he'll unlock your dorm without needing proof of identification.

ChronicFAIL 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:57

Maybe I should become college dorm security...

jgupta86 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:56

This is why you should split those things up, rather then keeping all in 1 misplaceable spot.

DoingItWrong 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:57

Buy a plan with AAA ... they will unlock your car for you if something like this happens. It is well worth the yearly fee ... and on top of that, you can ask for AAA discounts anywhere you go.

Ohnothingreally 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 21:01

Put it inside your body. That way, you'll never loose it.

Captain_Jello 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 21:02

That's why you never keep keys with ID cards...

betagainstme 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 21:18

I have locked my keys in my car more than 10 times, but hearing the way u did it is a first. speakonit.com

capthavoc123 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 21:24

This is why you don't keep everything on one key ring, dumbass. My dorm key is on one ring, my car keys are on another, and my ID is in (HOLY ****) my wallet.

South_Park_Shay 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 21:27

YDI. You coulda called AAA.

salathiel2013 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 21:33

Try a hide-a-key. It helps. I once lost my keys on a ride at six flags... lol I'm gonna go post that one =p Btw, OP, I hope your cell phone wasnt in the car as well. Lol...