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Today, the 86 year old guy next door told me I needed three things in life to succeed: a cook book, a boyfriend, and a boob job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23677) - you deserved it (3209)

On 10/12/2009 at 4:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

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