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How kind...

By NoThanks - / Friday 11 May 2018 01:30 /
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By  RichardPencil  |  24

Thank him for his offer and accept it. Tell him to find you a tall, handsome, rich guy with an advanced degree and no family history of cancer, early death or dementia.

There still are gentlemen in this world!

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By  interesting33  |  35

Helpfully chimed in did he? Thought his minute Dong could strike lucky and help give a baby a ticker? Good thing you clocked him and got his number! Good you saw his true inner workings so he didn't bash one out with his bellend. Face it, he was a windup wasn't he? Was old enough to be a Grandfather? Pity he didn't get a hand to the face. (Not really though, watch it, he is a jerk and disgusting but violence would get you into trebble).

By  RichardPencil  |  24

Thank him for his offer and accept it. Tell him to find you a tall, handsome, rich guy with an advanced degree and no family history of cancer, early death or dementia.

There still are gentlemen in this world!

By  RichardPencil  |  24

You should have asked him by what he meant by “help.” Did he just mean the fucking part or the changing diapers, teaching to ride a bike, having the sex talk and paying for college part?

If it’s the latter, you might want to think about it.

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