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Today, I saw a man lying on the street. He seemed unconscious, so, being a nurse I went over and found he had choked. I removed the object from his throat and used CPR to revive him. My reward? A mouthful of vomit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29099) - you deserved it (3105)

On 10/10/2009 at 8:07am - misc - by Nobody (man) - Singapore

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