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Today, while cleaning up, I dropped a box of thumbtacks, spilling them all over the floor. As I fumbled to pick them up, the power went out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48011) - you deserved it (3592)

On 10/01/2009 at 6:31pm - misc - by Ouchies (woman) - United States (Florida) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

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You must have been on carpet, else you could have slid along the floor pretty easily instead of stepping.

I realize the recent trend has been to post lots of puns in the comments, but here that would just be tacky.

#8 - On 10/01/2009 at 7:27pm by null

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You humped the floor at this point, right?

#3 - On 10/01/2009 at 7:21pm by allmidnighteyes

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