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Today, while cleaning up, I dropped a box of thumbtacks, spilling them all over the floor. As I fumbled to pick them up, the power went out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38369) - you deserved it (2900)

On 10/01/2009 at 6:31pm - misc - by Ouchies (woman) - United States (Florida) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

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You must have been on carpet, else you could have slid along the floor pretty easily instead of stepping.

I realize the recent trend has been to post lots of puns in the comments, but here that would just be tacky.

#8 - On 10/01/2009 at 7:27pm by null

See in context

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FYL. the best way to not hurt yourself in that situation would probably be to not lift your feet while walking, but only sliding them along the ground.

#7 - On 10/01/2009 at 7:26pm by KingAfter

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