Today, I lent my parents a copy of "The Dark Knight", saying it was one of my favorite movies so they needed to watch it. A bit later my mom called... Apparently my roommate wanted to watch it as well, but couldn't find the case to his porno and decided to just use the Batman case instead. FML
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On 10/01/2009 at 3:46pm - misc - by Broly171 (man) - United States (Iowa)
That surely made your father's pencil.. appear, didn't it?
#4 - On 10/01/2009 at 5:12pm by depechemode
Your roommate be Robin' your parents of some Batman.
Wow. I should probably get my head checked for this.
#6 - On 10/01/2009 at 5:13pm by redbluegreen
Don't you frown at me!
And here I was, going to invite you to my FML sleepover.
#35 - On 10/01/2009 at 5:59pm by redbluegreen
FML sleepover? :o
But I thought we had one of those every night... Popping kernels and buttering corn ring a bell to you?
#38 - On 10/01/2009 at 6:09pm by allmidnighteyes
Popping caps and buttering your mom, what?
Oh sorry.
Don't listen to them, by "sleepover" they mean "be our prisoner and live in the basement....over".
I got dibs on the movie picking!
#39 - On 10/01/2009 at 6:14pm by Intoxicunt
It's warmer in the basement...
-Gets iPod-
Missy, remember last time you got to pick the movies? Those stains on the carpet are still there.
And I had to buy a new bed.
#41 - On 10/01/2009 at 6:21pm by redbluegreen
You're no fun! PG13 is for looooooooosers!
I live in a basement and it's cold as fuck.
Also, now the carpet matches the drapes.
#57 - On 10/01/2009 at 7:49pm by Intoxicunt
A similar incident almost happened with me one day. LOL. So what was your parents review of the movie?
#7 - On 10/01/2009 at 5:13pm by RetardedBuddy
This one is such bullshit. There are variations of this all over the internet.
However, in the case that it IS true, let's hope Daddy was still able to make his pencil disappear somewhere.
#8 - On 10/01/2009 at 5:19pm by allmidnighteyes
Shame on you Alan! I was actually planning to replace all the movies with porn just to trip up my parents. And I prefer to say garter snake over pencil.
Brown chicken, brown cow?
#10 - On 10/01/2009 at 5:23pm by redbluegreen
That's something I would always encourage.
It seems I have finally found my first follower.
#18 - On 10/01/2009 at 5:34pm by depechemode
I wouldn't encourage that too much. There'll be times when your crimes seem almost unforgivable. And this time is one of them.
Don't give in to sin.
#21 - On 10/01/2009 at 5:39pm by allmidnighteyes
Well yeah, I am just into strange love like that, you know?
#24 - On 10/01/2009 at 5:42pm by depechemode
I guess you give it again and again, hoping that they'll return it.
#25 - On 10/01/2009 at 5:44pm by allmidnighteyes
Yeah, still in the process of giving, the returning doesn't seem to work that well yet, I am afraid. Pedo-Necrophilia seems like a non-reciprocal affair sadly.
But well, I have to make this live liveable, I will make it worthwhile for them, as long as they make my heart smile:)
#27 - On 10/01/2009 at 5:49pm by depechemode
Let your roommate be your new sibling's godfather/godmother. :P
#9 - On 10/01/2009 at 5:21pm by SimplyLaurel
AHAHAHA that's too great.
I don't care how often this happens, because god help us all it does happen, it's hilarious every time.
#12 - On 10/01/2009 at 5:27pm by DameGreyWulf
Off topic, but I always wonder how comedians have sex. Or more actually, how they keep on having/getting sex.
#29 - On 10/01/2009 at 5:50pm by redbluegreen
Imma take a line from Patton Oswalt here. "I'm on basic cable, I get pussy."
Apparently, being on basic cable leads to irresponsible, desperate, what-the-fuck-are-we-doing fucking... like viking sex on a burning ship...
#32 - On 10/01/2009 at 5:54pm by allmidnighteyes
You're a terrible liar.
We can all tell that you knew what was in the case when you gave it to them.
You don't have to be ashamed about having fantasies involving your parents.
You should be, but you don't have to be.
#28 how are you so sure?
The only way i can tell if people are lying is if im talking to them face to face and read their face expressions and body language but you can read them without looking wow..
It happens to people a lot. I went to my sisters room to get a CD and what i found was a movie a XXX movie the disturbing thing is that it was lesbians so ewwwww anyways. I agree this is an FML lol because room mates are the worst when it comes to "borrowing your stuff"
#31 don't lie. We all know they were your movies she stole.
#36 - On 10/01/2009 at 6:02pm by allmidnighteyes
Bow chicka wow-wow.
Let's not pretend your parents didn't watch it, enjoy it, and then enjoy it to a greater extent later that night.
You should be proud that you helped your parents achieve a night of intense pleasure through a simple mix-up. I'm sure mum and dad are very grateful to you and your roommate, regardless of the strict, reprimanding lecture.
#45 - On 10/01/2009 at 6:45pm by Witchcraft
YDI because the Dark Knight is one of your favorite movies
#49 - On 10/01/2009 at 6:56pm by lollipop217
i say fake. you know why? southpark but with lord of the rings...
#53 - On 10/01/2009 at 7:09pm by glassisass
well gee willackers that bites
I love the "Dark Knight"
#56 - On 10/01/2009 at 7:41pm by justmyluck1212
haha thats just like the south park episode, except it was lord of the rings instead of the dark knight
Just tell them it was suppose to turn them on since you know they haven't gotten any in a while. Then they would've thanked you and it wouldn't be as awkward. :D
#62 - On 10/01/2009 at 10:37pm by BananaHammockk
F your room mates life :( he now going to have to internet his porno and YDI for not checking the case.. and assuming it would be in there:P
