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Today, I lent my parents a copy of "The Dark Knight", saying it was one of my favorite movies so they needed to watch it. A bit later my mom called... Apparently my roommate wanted to watch it as well, but couldn't find the case to his porno and decided to just use the Batman case instead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38968) - you deserved it (5383)

On 10/01/2009 at 3:46pm - misc - by Broly171 (man) - United States (Iowa) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

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way to check the case ;)

#2 - On 10/01/2009 at 5:07pm by theMIGHTYduck

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That surely made your father's pencil.. appear, didn't it?

#4 - On 10/01/2009 at 5:12pm by depechemode

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