Today, I went to eat with my girlfriend, her parents and my mother. My mother complained about every aspect of the service. When I told her she needed to assert herself, she took her pocketbook and hit me over the head. The whole restaurant stared at us while she yelled "Is that assertive enough?" FML

by User06606 / 09/29/2009 at 7:31am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

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  • Mom likes being the center of attention, does she?

    #12 - On 09/29/2009 at 10:36am by aback

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  • At least now the whole family knows what you're escaping from, right?

    #3 - On 09/29/2009 at 10:16am by jonnymohio

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