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Today, I went to eat with my girlfriend, her parents and my mother. My mother complained about every aspect of the service. When I told her she needed to assert herself, she took her pocketbook and hit me over the head. The whole restaurant stared at us while she yelled "Is that assertive enough?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23216) - you deserved it (4278)

On 09/29/2009 at 7:31am - misc - by User06606 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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