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Today, I went to eat with my girlfriend, her parents and my mother. My mother complained about every aspect of the service. When I told her she needed to assert herself, she took her pocketbook and hit me over the head. The whole restaurant stared at us while she yelled "Is that assertive enough?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24360) - you deserved it (4469)

On 09/29/2009 at 7:31am - misc - by User06606 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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Mom likes being the center of attention, does she?

#12 - On 09/29/2009 at 10:36am by aback

See in context

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It's not that bad, it's not like you know everyone in the whole restaurant, but under normal pretenses still FYL.

#9 - On 09/29/2009 at 10:24am by bleedingcowz

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+5

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