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Today, I went to eat with my girlfriend, her parents and my mother. My mother complained about every aspect of the service. When I told her she needed to assert herself, she took her pocketbook and hit me over the head. The whole restaurant stared at us while she yelled "Is that assertive enough?" FML
Mom likes being the center of attention, does she?
At least now the whole family knows what you're escaping from, right?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 July 2014