Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML
I agree, your life sucks (4573) - you totally deserved it (28368)
On 09/26/2009 at 10:15am - misc - by desperate (woman) - Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn)
(+3)I think this is hilarious! Guys doing pick up lines is funny-- girls doing them is pure win! xD Though if it were me, I would expect to fail, find it even funnier, and been more like "I am awesome" than "F my life."
#57 - On 09/26/2009 at 5:58pm by Card_Games
(+4)haha I completely agree. a thought: maybe he just got too nervous. if I got approached by a girl like that, it'd be instant love. i hate it when girls just sit around waiting for you to approach
the asian chick from futurama -_- ... errm imean fat girls?
#88 - On 09/27/2009 at 10:38am by FuckMyLyphe
(0)I don`t understand why you would say that. What does his phone have to do with him looking at you?
(0)Have to agree... since you didn't say he'd been eyeing you all night and it looked like he had an erection, this really just doesn't make any sense.
(0)plexico - like you don't play with it enough as it is without extra features? ;)
of course it would be classic to see the look on the first persons face to walk in and find you having a conversation with your penis.... and then hearing it talk back.
#43 - On 09/26/2009 at 3:20pm by lets_be_ian
(0)rofl!!! 8 has tha right idea.. that was very selfish and horny of u op
#118 - On 07/16/2010 at 2:06am by crimsongetsu
(+1)Aren't phones kind of rectangular shaped? How could you mistake a retangular phone for a penis?
YDI for assuming the guy was a 14-year-old who gets an instant erection just by looking at a girl.
#10 - On 09/26/2009 at 1:49pm by FerrariCake
(0)that's just a known line, actually, it's kinda funny. I'm sure she never really assumed it was his erect penis.
That's just a stupid line, I don't see why it would be so much dumber than any pick up lines guys use...
(+1)Guys, it's a pick-up line, don't take it so seriously. That was her idea of "flirting". Then again, it's a stupid pick-up line, so..XD
#14 - On 09/26/2009 at 1:54pm by kukkakaalia
(+1)pickup lines are really stupid. mostly us guys use them so when girls use them it becomes kinda stupid. you know what... when guys use pickup lines it sounds stupid too. just say hi and tell him your name or something.
#15 - On 09/26/2009 at 1:56pm by glassisass
(+1)Is this a club for middle-school children? Skip the cheesy pickup lines and just tell him that you want his junk.
(+1)YDI for using a lame-ass pick-up line. if you think someone's checking you out, just go up and start a conversation. jesus christ.
#25 - On 09/26/2009 at 2:30pm by diet_otaku
(0)Wow, I'm surprise no one starting posting pick-up lines. I guess I'll be the first ;D. : is that a mirrior in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
(+1)"Is that your pick-up line, or are you just retarded?"
#27 - On 09/26/2009 at 2:33pm by f_alltheirlives
(0)Ouch. I think that ouch needed to be followed by another... Ouch. Lol idk darling maybe you were imagining he was making eye contact when in actuality you kept staring at him causing him to look at you like why the hell she keeps staring at me. LOL but jeez can you say shut down. I have three reasons why he might not have liked you.
1. Maybe your just flat out not his type.
2. Maybe you just came on a little to strong and seemed desperate.
3. Maybe he is gay.
#32 - On 09/26/2009 at 2:43pm by ithedarkone
(+1)Reminds me of my friend who asked someone to dance at a club. She looked at him and said, "Me, dance with you? I dont' think so." To which he replied, "You thought I asked you to dance? I said you look fat in those pants".
This was almost as funny.
(0)Lets get it straight... he didn't respond well because YOU ARE NOT ATTRACTIVE TO HIM. That is the only possible reason. Learn to face reality, stop bitching about it and do something about it. YDI
#45 - On 09/26/2009 at 3:33pm by freudianego
(0)YDI for taking it off Britney Spear's song Kill The Lights.
and its "is that money in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?"
at least get it right.
#47 - On 09/26/2009 at 3:50pm by sleeping__beauty
(0)#47: You're an idiot if you think Britney Spears came up with that. "Is that x in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" is an OLD line.
Example:
"Is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" -Who Framed Roger Rabbit
#49 - On 09/26/2009 at 3:59pm by DallasisaLeo
(0)Aw, damn it, I was gonna say the rabbit one...
Well, in any case OP, you're pure laaaame.
#58 - On 09/26/2009 at 6:35pm by DameGreyWulf
(0)You deserve it for trying to use a stupid pick-up line.
#50 - On 09/26/2009 at 4:07pm by i_stay_anonymous
(0)Did it ever occur to you a lame pickup line is the best way to get rejected?
#55 - On 09/26/2009 at 4:58pm by IllegalLight
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he shud have sed do u hav icecream cones in your shirt or are you just happy to see me. lol but seriously YD-fukin-I!!! u cud hav at least been smooth with it though .... I want to hug you in the shower now! poor doll lol
(+1) 1. you suck when it comes to guys
2.that is THE lamest pickup line EVER!!!
3. a phone and a hard on do not look the same, because guys do not carry a phone around in their crotch all day! that's like saying is that your phone or do you have a boner on your leg??
#64 - On 09/26/2009 at 9:00pm by Hockeylover87_71
(0)HAHAHA LAME!
I'm sorry, I wasn't sure if you were aware of it.
This is why I'd rather a guy come up to me, it's usually much better that way. It's bad enough when guys use those kind of lines, there's no way girls should use them at all...
(+1)Lame. With how small phones are today, I wouldn't of been impressed.
#66 - On 09/26/2009 at 9:48pm by waterynuggets
(0)Sorry, but first off, #73, you are a dunce. It's one of the longest running jokes of this decade.. probably longer, now that I think of it.
Back to the original FML, I have some respect because you had the stones to use such a ridiculous line and expect it to work on an average guy. If someone said that to me, I would probably laugh my ass off, then at least give you a shot. Just remember that most guys will find that outright stupid. Be careful, mm?
(0)he probably was interested until you gave him that stupid pick up line!!!
#84 - On 09/27/2009 at 4:01am by tashi
(0)HAHA I did the exact thing last night to some girl, it's annoying when they act cocky as hell. So I was like a phone and walked off.
(0)Hahahaha! :P I'm sorry, but what did you expect using a cheesy line like that? Next time, just start by saying 'hi' and introduce yourself.
lmfao! this reminds me of a similar situation where the roles were kind of reverse on me... where i had to say it was my phone. it wasn't a pickup line kinda thing tho... it was just this 'friend girl' (if i can call her that) of mine who was hugging me and she felt something stiff & hard pressed against her leg so she was like "what's that?" [looking down @ my pants] and in defense i had to like quickly say "my phone... it's just my phone" then she was like "oh"... then she went on to tell me of a story where she was seated on a bus in the end seat and some guy with a very huge and stiff early morning boner was pressing it against her shoulder (she then went on to describe how huge and stiff it was by showing me how far down her shoulder it reached... it went from the top of her shoulder all the way down pass her elbow)
#90 - On 09/27/2009 at 11:08am by FuckMyLyphe
Wow #91, You don't believe in long dicks? You must suffer from IDS - Irrational Disbelief Syndrome... lol j/k, but if you have trouble believing then maybe i can help you get over your disbelief syndrome ... link me up and i'll turn you into a believer ! *_^
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#93 - On 09/27/2009 at 4:06pm by FuckMyLyphe
(0)who the fuck really says that?
you deserve it for really using that obnoxiously lame pick up line.
(0)a PHONE? if you asked me that i'd b offended u thought it was that small, u should apologize next time u c him >: (
(0)ummm....yeah, you deserved it for using that corny ass line. smh
#99 - On 09/28/2009 at 2:16pm by _jdreaming
(0)Today, while at a club i noticed a beat girl. I couldn't turn away! She then came up to me and said "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?" She thought i was checking her out. FML.
(0)So, you walked up to a guy, basically asked if he had an erection from seeing you and were surprised when he said no?
Using cocky lines like that is really unattractive anyway.
(0)YDI. You brought that upon yourself. Looks like you're not that great after all, sweetheart.
But maybe his phone was happy to see you.
(0)she must b attractive if he was eyeing her, but girl... no one gets a hardon just by lookin at a chick
#108 - On 11/09/2009 at 1:52pm by youngboss
(0)ydi for thinking ur hot... what really happened was you were trying to get a guy who was like why the fuck is that fat chick staring at me... he kept eying you nervously, not thinking you were hot. and you left out te part where he called the cops and you got put in jail for thinking ur hot and coming on to him. I hate girls like you.
#109 - On 01/04/2010 at 1:07am by HyperExecuter
(0)Yeah, YDI to the OP for actually using a pick-up line.
#114 - On 04/12/2010 at 2:13am by Baron_Random
