Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML

by desperate / 09/26/2009 at 10:15am / Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn) / Miscellaneous

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