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Today, there was a fire alarm in my dorm. Just as I was leaving my room, a lady in the hallway told me that it was a drill and they'd be inspecting rooms, so I would need to leave my door unlocked. When I came back, my room was trashed and my laptop, speakers, and jewelry were gone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32893) - you deserved it (13664)

On 09/21/2009 at 11:19pm - misc - by zzyx (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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I'm going to assume she was lying and was the one who stole your stuff, right? I've never heard of inspections during fire drills... anyway, hopefully you remember what she looks like for a good police sketch.

#5 - On 09/22/2009 at 3:33am by null

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Hey, OP, if your hand is bigger than your face, you could die.

#11 - On 09/22/2009 at 3:58am by Triumvirate

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