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Today, I was locked out of my house so I texted my cousin to come over and help me get in. She came over, stood on a chair and lifted me through the smallest unlocked window possible. Sadly, this was my bathroom window and I ended up head-first into my toilet. FML


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On 09/19/2009 at 8:08pm - misc - by GodDaughter (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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So? it's your own toilet. If you didn't flush, or left discharge all over the seat, it's your own fault.

#3 - On 09/20/2009 at 3:31am by allmidnighteyes

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You wouldnt be alive if you fell that hard into the toilet head first.

#1 - On 09/20/2009 at 3:26am by andyroxs

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