Today, I was locked out of my house so I texted my cousin to come over and help me get in. She came over, stood on a chair and lifted me through the smallest unlocked window possible. Sadly, this was my bathroom window and I ended up head-first into my toilet. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21062) - you totally deserved it (5810)
On 09/19/2009 at 8:08pm - misc - by GodDaughter (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
#1- First off if the bathroom is small enough to have a tiny window then she might have still had her cousin holding her legs but have slipped into the toilet.
#2 - On 09/20/2009 at 3:30am by RubixMonkey
#1 i agree completly!!
landing in a toilte head first from a window is 1) impossible to land that directly from a freaking window 2) if magically she did, she would have broken her neck/back or have a concussion and die. consitering that the cousin lifted her in from the outside, she would have drowned and died. the end.
everyone that thinks #1 is stupid and wrong, you are fucktarts
#44 - On 09/20/2009 at 3:11pm by KellySaysRawr3
You his mommy? 44, having your head land in the toilet can mean several things, 1) she could have been going in the window face first, put her hands out and slipped on the porcelain and fallen in the toilet. 2) her cousin would have most likely had her legs and maybe pulled her her at the wrong second. It is possible. It doesn't mean instant toilet head action.
#50 - On 09/20/2009 at 7:21pm by RubixMonkey
So? it's your own toilet. If you didn't flush, or left discharge all over the seat, it's your own fault.
#3 - On 09/20/2009 at 3:31am by allmidnighteyes
Thanks, I'm glad we have your opinion on it.
I feel bad for you, OP. What a shitty day you had.. no pun intended.
#17 - On 09/20/2009 at 5:28am by yellowbirdx
"...You find out who your friends are
Somebody's gonna drop everything
Run out and crank up their car
Hit the gas, get there fast
Never stop to think 'what's in it for me?' or 'it's way too far'
They just show on up with their big old heart
You find out who your friends are..."
#6 - On 09/20/2009 at 3:33am by ireply_w_lyrics
hey, lets play a game. you find one of your friends, get them to flip you upside down, and drop you about 2-3 feet into a toilet, if the force doesn't severely hurt your neck and/or break it, congratulations, you just defied physics.
Because this fml clearly states that they fell 2-3 feet without sliding off of a towel rack, the back of the toilet, or any other object that would have slowed their fall.
I just imagined the huge fail stamp get pounded onto this fml.
#8 - On 09/20/2009 at 3:39am by Lullu_pop_girl
I remembered the one picture that i have.
It's a guy with his face in a urinal (he seems to have simply passed out and fell in) and the caption was
Rock Bottom
you'll know when you hit it
#10 - On 09/20/2009 at 3:42am by ireply_w_lyrics
Hope ur toliet is clean.
Imagen how much bacteria and germs are in it. Gross
#12 - On 09/20/2009 at 3:44am by shootingstar8D
Take a nice long, hot shower and you will be as good as new! As for your dignity, I can't help much.
FAKE. assuming that your window is at a normal hight like everyone elses, you would hit your head pretty hard, knock you out, and drown in your own filth. CASE FUCKING CLOSED! if youre gonna make
#24 - On 09/20/2009 at 8:53am by epicwinmaster
Toilets are not disgusting and unsanitary if you clean them often enough. Sure, your dignity has been demolished, but as for your health and that situation, it's not that bad.
#25 - On 09/20/2009 at 9:42am by triplethreat13
"Love your hair, girl! Where did you get it done?"
"The toilet. But thanks!"
"Oh, so that's what that smell is..."
#27 - On 09/20/2009 at 9:48am by iFruit
actually #1 has a point. I went on a prison visit for a boy scout merit badge and they have mirrors that reflect toward the toilets because people have committed suicide by jumping from the water tank into the bowl headfirst. it breaks their neck, and they were only 2 feet above the bowl. the window should be taller than that, so I call fake.
GOSH. THANK YOU. Finally somebody sees what im getting at. If one falls headfirst into the bowl itself without any support from the arms or whatnot, theyd most likely break their neck... so my post (the one that is now buried (#1)) isnt as stupid as all these people make it out to be.
i second post 1 and 28
the first thought to my mind was that htis was fake because you'd be in like critical condition most likely right now
you tell this story like it's the first time you've ended up head first in your toilet :)
#32 - On 09/20/2009 at 11:16am by puddinpowder
I agree with #2, that's what I was thinking the whole time. Although, #1 is definitely right, it WOULD be impossible for her to just be dropped into a toilet like that.
#39 - On 09/20/2009 at 12:12pm by itsdarby4u
Hahah thats actually a really funny story! A great one to tell later on in life.
#40 - On 09/20/2009 at 12:31pm by CaliSurferGirl25
You deserve it! I'm sure there was time just before to SEE where you're going and you could have avoided landing in it.
#42 - On 09/20/2009 at 1:33pm by noshitsherlock
I call such a fake on this. Landing headfirst into a toilet from the height of a window will immediately result in a head, neck, or back injury. The fact that you fell in a toilet would be outshadowed by your trip to the hospital.
seriously, thats why when i get locked out of my house i go feet first into my bathroom window.
its happened before but instead of a toilet, it was the little wall in the shower to keep the water from getting out:[ it hurt
This is fake.. you'd have to have fallen perfectly angled. Plus, the damage to your skull would be so tremendous, I doubt you'd be on FML posting this.
I think the shower felt left out. Giving head to your toilet is wrong. I don't think the relationship will work out. One, the toilet has so much crap to deal with life just gets backed up. Two, he gets flushed and likes ass--he might have a problem. I think you might was to up your standards of household objects to give head to.
#51 - On 09/20/2009 at 7:23pm by RubixMonkey
Where does it say anywhere that the OP 'fell' into the toilet? All it said was that she "ended up head-first". Also, nobody takes into consideration that her cousin was standing on a chair and lifting her into the window. Meaning that she could have lowered her down and accidentally lowered the OP into the toilet.
#52 - On 09/20/2009 at 7:29pm by ragglefraggle
And if the cousin "pulled" her in, wouldn't the cousin be IN the house and therefore able to just open the door and let OP in?
#54 - On 09/20/2009 at 8:01pm by WTFisthiscrap
She would die because she her head fell into a toilet? Right, because falling head first into toilets kill millions every year. Forget about the other impossible cases of people getting shot 9 times, mauled by bears, or car accidents. I'm sure you can stand up to their living bodies and say it's impossible and they must be lying too you ignorant little kid.
Do you have at least one arm that you could have used to close the toilet?
If you have no arms, I understand how you could let this happen. If you have arms, with hands on them, then you should have used them to somehow prevent your head from being in the toilet.
#58 - On 09/20/2009 at 9:59pm by FerrariCake
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, holy shit thats brilliant, don't really care about the probability of this being true, story is awesome :D
