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Today, I learned that my anxious and obsessive mother is going to drive three hours every weekend to attend a Johns Hopkins medical course on stress reduction. Why is this bad? I just left home for college and have enjoyed my last two weeks of freedom without her around. I attend Johns Hopkins. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26518) - you deserved it (1945)

On 09/15/2009 at 3:45pm - misc - by notcool - United States (Maryland)

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