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Today, I learned that my anxious and obsessive mother is going to drive three hours every weekend to attend a Johns Hopkins medical course on stress reduction. Why is this bad? I just left home for college and have enjoyed my last two weeks of freedom without her around. I attend Johns Hopkins. FML
Wow...I'm a college student, and it would drive me INSANE to have my mother around that much. FYL.
oh god. she probably signed up for the course to spend more time with you. that sucks, I'm so sorry.
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Friday 5 February 2016