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Today, I learned that my anxious and obsessive mother is going to drive three hours every weekend to attend a Johns Hopkins medical course on stress reduction. Why is this bad? I just left home for college and have enjoyed my last two weeks of freedom without her around. I attend Johns Hopkins. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30738) - you deserved it (2566)

On 09/15/2009 at 3:45pm - misc - by notcool - United States (Maryland)

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Wow...I'm a college student, and it would drive me INSANE to have my mother around that much. FYL.

#3 - On 09/15/2009 at 5:12pm by LadyKaya

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Family bonding FTW.

#2 - On 09/15/2009 at 5:11pm by Jonesy

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