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Today, it was my court date for a car accident I was involved in back in July. I had spent months preparing a case to prove my innocence. I was scheduled to appear at 10:00 this morning. I woke up at 10:15AM. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10516) - you deserved it (61477)

On 09/14/2009 at 11:17am - misc - by CWoah (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Didn't you set your alarm last night? >.

#3 - On 09/14/2009 at 5:12pm by Showmehowtolive

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At least the "months" you spent totaled no more than *two* months.

#2 - On 09/14/2009 at 5:11pm by dumbgai

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