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Today, I took this girl out that I've been crushing on for 2 years to a fancy restaurant. At one point during the date, I had to get up to take a massive dump. As I was walking back to the table, a little boy stood up and shouted, "THAT'S THE POOPOO MAN" in front of the whole restaurant. FML
And this is why little kids should not be allowed in public
I hate little kids, especially when they have blond pudding basin haircuts.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 April 2014