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Today, I took this girl out that I've been crushing on for 2 years to a fancy restaurant. At one point during the date, I had to get up to take a massive dump. As I was walking back to the table, a little boy stood up and shouted, "THAT'S THE POOPOO MAN" in front of the whole restaurant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31601) - you deserved it (3487)

On 09/12/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by taman (man) - United States (Florida)

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