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Today, I took this girl out that I've been crushing on for 2 years to a fancy restaurant. At one point during the date, I had to get up to take a massive dump. As I was walking back to the table, a little boy stood up and shouted, "THAT'S THE POOPOO MAN" in front of the whole restaurant. FML

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On 09/12/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by taman (man) - United States (Florida)

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And this is why little kids should not be allowed in public

#4 - On 09/12/2009 at 6:13am by Hoofin

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I hate little kids, especially when they have blond pudding basin haircuts.

#17 - On 09/12/2009 at 8:01am by ballisticks

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