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Today, I took this girl out that I've been crushing on for 2 years to a fancy restaurant. At one point during the date, I had to get up to take a massive dump. As I was walking back to the table, a little boy stood up and shouted, "THAT'S THE POOPOO MAN" in front of the whole restaurant. FML
And this is why little kids should not be allowed in public
Oh no, you did something completely natural, fuck your life indeed.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 4 September 2015