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Today, I spoke to my dad for the first time in over a year. I've been volunteering in Mongolia, I have no running water, freeze my ass off everyday and communication with anyone who speaks English is scarce. One of the first things my father said to me was, "out of sight, out of mind." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30951) - you deserved it (3208)

On 09/11/2009 at 5:01am - misc - by Anonymous - Mongolia (Ulaanbaatar)

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Well at least you now have a sarcastic line to use when you abduct the dick and bury him alive on your time off.

#9 - On 09/11/2009 at 10:23am by KaySL

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No running water or heat, and yet you have the internet. At least we know those Mongolians have their priorities straight.

#48 - On 09/11/2009 at 1:08pm by GriefBacon

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