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Today, I spoke to my dad for the first time in over a year. I've been volunteering in Mongolia, I have no running water, freeze my ass off everyday and communication with anyone who speaks English is scarce. One of the first things my father said to me was, "out of sight, out of mind." FML
Well at least you now have a sarcastic line to use when you abduct the dick and bury him alive on your time off.
No running water or heat, and yet you have the internet. At least we know those Mongolians have their priorities straight.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 April 2014