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It must suck to have to buy your friends. Oops, I meant dinner. Good thing you got that promotion so you can afford both

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FYL that sucks. Buuuuttt, hasn't this been done at least twice already? I'm thinking fake. But maybe not, as obviously, I don't really know, so who am I to judge?

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Fake... maybe. But then again, people around here seem to call any fucking bum they meet in a run-down, putrid, mould-covered brothel a 'friend'. Raise your standards, you cheap fucks.

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I'm talking about how fucking dumb you have to be to consider backstabbing shitheads like that your friends, and how you must really not know them if you didn't see that coming.

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A mold is a cast in which something is made. Mould is a build-up of bacteria. At least this is the case in British English.

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Erm I'm not sure which of us you're referring to, but just to cover my bases I'll say I didn't consider his interpretation wrong.

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Wow you're an idiot. You people make smoking seem like its the fucking devil. -_- You're all like "OMG ALL SMOKERS MUST BE KILLED NO SMOKING IS ALLOWED ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH!!!!!!" Seriously, shut the fuck up. If people want to smoke, they can. Its not smart, but who gives a fuck!

By  sdkks

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... please stand still and refrain from speaking, the Retard Capture Squad will arrive shortly.

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lmao he'd probably need a squad of people to rape for him, seeing as how he otherwise lacks the verbal and physical balls. I await the ERET.

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I'm not going anywhere. I'll point you all and ask them to dispose of your useless bodies.

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Maybe because I learnt this language later and may be lacking in some parts. But this doesn't let you to be arrogant while I'm trying to tell something. Look at your past comments, easy to notice you...

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You have to admire the power of the internet's anonymity to turn otherwise ball-less scrotes into the biggest posturing loudmouths. At least set your profile as public, my dear.

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And as it happens, I agree with your original statement. You just need to lighten up a little.

It must suck to have to buy your friends. Oops, I meant dinner. Good thing you got that promotion so you can afford both

By  jts2

I don't honestly see the point in people claiming things are fake; If it's funny, or something you could have possibly related to [even if made up], it's a good enough FML. IMO, anyway. Anyway, yeah; It sucks. Try and talk to 'em about it, see if there was any sort of reason behind it.. if not, they're crappy friends.

By  Rota

Apparently they're not really your friends after all. Also, first? it's hard to tell on iPhone FML. Fail on my part if not.

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You fail in every possible fashion imaginable to the human mind and intellect for not only wanting to claim first post, but for doing it on an iPhone. Still, I guess you can afford both an overpriced piece of troll-shit, and the flak you'll get for it, you fucking pretentious cretin! *hug hug, kiss kiss, love you really* >_>

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Well let's see, judging by your name, I'd imagine you're already well along on the road to becoming Dark Lord, soooo... you're hired :D

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Yeah, if you get promotion, you pay for dinner or buy them drinks. But abandoning him there like that, with such cheap excuse. If I was there, I wouldn't leave like that, and if he wasn't aware of favor I expect, I'd pay for my own, and I'd do same if I sense he isn't willingly for that. They are leaving their friend like a bitch in brothel and disappearing. This is such rude.

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Actually,when you get a promotion,you bit then a drink,not get a huge expensive dinner and pay 100% of it while your friends bail

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You pay it if YOU were the one that suggested the dinner, but when your 'friends' take you out for dinner to celebrate it, he shouldn't be paying the bill for a dinner he was invited to...

I don't think your friends were really happy about your promotion. Bragging about all the extra money and the stock options didn't help. But, when you got really drunk and said how much you'd pay to fuck each of their wives and/or girlfriends, the decided to ditch you. YDI for boasting.

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Its because of the Smoking Pole break she took earlier with Johnnie, which happened to be friend #1s Husband & Friend #2's son... You should be ashamed of yourself!

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