Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31947) - you totally deserved it (2042)
On 09/06/2009 at 1:10pm - misc - by HeShe (man) - United States (Tennessee)
lmao wow that really sucks, you're gonna have to get it rerenewed haha I'd go yell at them haha
#1 - On 09/06/2009 at 2:03pm by timewarpist
A beard and a penis and you still look like a bitch. haha
#15 - On 09/06/2009 at 2:13pm by TotalKhaos
*someone's overcompensating*
EDIT: also, maybe its the licence class, did you look closely or just see an F and go straight to FML?
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Maybe its be cause you suck at driving and you drive like a woman
Hey at least the carpets match with the drapes Mr. or Mrs. HeShe
#82 - On 09/06/2009 at 4:37pm by TheLoneWolf87
LMMMMAOOO,
awwwh, just hope you don't get pulled over:)
it might scare you into being a better driver, jokess, lol:)
but seriously, i'd go get a new one.
#8 - On 09/06/2009 at 2:05pm by LALALALagirrl
Uhhh...just shave your beard and cut your penis off...duh...sheesh, so stupid!
#9 - On 09/06/2009 at 2:05pm by shaniqualee
hey man this isnt really a fml... i mean if you go to a bar on ladies night... free booze... or at least really really cheap... you gotta see the positive
if i were to say this guy deserves it, it would have to be for his man boobs and tiny peepee, but maybe that's just me
#51 - On 09/06/2009 at 3:10pm by the_stereotype
You just gotta drive extra carefully now: no speeding, running red lights, running stop signs. Oh, and you also can't use checks. Fuck it, too much work-- just get a sex change.
#21 - On 09/06/2009 at 2:18pm by shadow_child
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sooo your a transexual freak? hahah jk thats sucks but i think you can change it..
#26 - On 09/06/2009 at 2:19pm by glassisass
uh i'm sure it was just a typo.
you can easily get it changed...
this isn't really an fml.
#31 - On 09/06/2009 at 2:30pm by sheknowsherway
hahaha. Sucks for you. You must've looked like a woman on steroids. Pahaa.
#44 - On 09/06/2009 at 3:01pm by chumpychump
YDI for not checking these things before leaving the DMV. DMV and SS office each got my name wrong until I corrected them. But I checked it was right before they printed the damn license.
#45 - On 09/06/2009 at 3:02pm by tomakobriefs
Well, you could be Mr/Mrs. Garrison. That would make sense.
#46 - On 09/06/2009 at 3:03pm by f0rg3t_m3_n0t
This happened to me with my first driver's license. It opened up so many self-deprecating jokes about whether it was a commentary on my sex or a grade on my lack of talent in bed.
#55 - On 09/06/2009 at 3:20pm by goodreverend
Who'd have thought: DMV employees make mistakes! It's not like they get paid far too little to care, or that they are infamous for being spiteful, lazy and incompetent. Seriously, someone's clerical error should not be an FML, and you're a bit fragile if you think it is.
#57 - On 09/06/2009 at 3:32pm by pope_suburban
pfft, already the East Germany's olympic team had women with beards.
#59 - On 09/06/2009 at 3:35pm by Talihintti
Wow, lol. This sucks for you. However, I love the way it was written out.
#61 - On 09/06/2009 at 3:44pm by possumisawesome
ya fyl all that money on the surgery and hormone pills and they still put f on your licence. but it's because they know you can be a post op tranny dude but you will always drive like a woman
When I got my license, the DMV put a 'k' in my street address - but the envelope they mailed it in had the address spelled correctly. Don't know what to do about that.
#68 - On 09/06/2009 at 3:51pm by Bonsai89
"...When you see a deer you see Bambi and I see antlers up on the wall. When you see a lake you think picnics and I see a large
mouth up under that log. You're probably thinkin' that you're gonna change me. In some ways well maybe you might. Scrub me
down, dress me up, oh but no matter what remember I'm still a guy.
When you see a priceless French painting and I see a drunk naked girl. You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy and
I'd like to give it a whirl. Well love makes a man do some things he ain't proud of and in weak moment I might walk your sissy
dog, hold your purse at the mall but remember I'm still a guy...."
Because no matter what the government thinks, you are (hopefully) still a guy
#69 - On 09/06/2009 at 3:54pm by ireply_w_lyrics
You write that on the form, so either you wrote female, or it was clearly a mistake.
Not a big deal.
Now you can drive like a blind bat and get away with it! YEY!!!!
#74 - On 09/06/2009 at 4:16pm by f_alltheirlives
I'm voting YDI because there's no option for "this is no big deal you whiny idiot".
#75 - On 09/06/2009 at 4:22pm by therealmike
Im more impressed with the beard! My penis begs all the time, but my beard just lays there...
#77 - On 09/06/2009 at 4:25pm by f_alltheirlives
my friend's unlce just got offered to join the army. he said no. somehow the reason the army put down why said no was because he was preggers. yet....he's a man. lol I cracked up on this fml. and fyl.
#79 - On 09/06/2009 at 4:27pm by moonlit_manga
What I find hilarious about this FML is that when you go to the Department of Motor Vehicles, they make you check over your own data once it has been inputted into the computer. It's too bad your penis and your beard don't have the capability to proofread.
#83 - On 09/06/2009 at 4:38pm by Darling_Cherry
I'm from PA as well, but I've also gotten my driver's license renewed in VA - they don't give you a preview there. You're stuck with what they give you.
#146 - On 09/07/2009 at 11:03am by ShamRockViolin
That may not be the only thing he needs to get renewed. Also maybe your a bad "Driver" so they assumed you were a woman(Not trying to be sexist)
For someone who's "not trying to be sexist," that sounds quite sexist
#102 - On 09/06/2009 at 6:34pm by sweatteaforme001
What I did is turned a common sexist stereotype and turned it into a sex joke...not trying to be offensive unless you don like sex, in which case FYL.
From the way you worded your explanation, it sounds like you were making a joke about the act of sex, not the gender. In which case, it made no sense.
Either way, it was a really stupid joke.
#140 - On 09/07/2009 at 4:04am by gummibehrs
Driving... let me put it to you this way: Cruising your car on the highway, Driving your train down the track. Generally women don't have penises, so they are not usually good at thrusting...
This may be fake.. I saw this happen to hank on king of the hill, so i'm thinking he probably stole the idea from it. I guess it might not be.
Ahaha! did they think you were a tranny?
F your life, man. I'd be pissed as hell if someone thought I was a guy.
#99 - On 09/06/2009 at 6:08pm by xSceneSceneBabyx
DMV people are so stupid... When I got my license, I kept telling the guy that the address on my learner's permit was wrong, and he changed it on the computer, but not on my actual license! Wtf?! -_-
#104 - On 09/06/2009 at 6:46pm by MadeOfAwesome
DUUUDE LOOKS LIKE A LAAADAYYYYYYY
Oh wait, you're in TN. Everybody there is probably too drunk off dat moonshyne t'care
#105 - On 09/06/2009 at 6:46pm by allmidnighteyes
So go get it corrected instead of whining on here you TOTAL FUCKING DIPSHIT. Jesus Christ, is fmylife.com home to some of the biggest Goddamned retards I've ever seen in my life or what?
#112 - On 09/06/2009 at 7:31pm by Nemephosis
it's obviously grading your level of sexual performance...F! ;D
#113 - On 09/06/2009 at 7:45pm by 14hatemachine
This Happens All The Freaking Time! Its not an FML and the only thing you've done by posting this is opened yourself up to a ton of jokes.
When I got my I.D they put my birthday as February 16th 1990 My birthday is in January. But I was smart enough to go over it before leaving and made them correct it. They corrected it for free and they'll do the same for you.
Hahaha. I am a girl with a guy name, and I went to take a test, and they had male on it. They put male on a lot of things for me. It's pretty annoying...
#115 - On 09/06/2009 at 8:19pm by Atl_Luvr_16
at least yours came in, I never received my renewal... and i payed.
#126 - On 09/06/2009 at 10:33pm by vivanicamarie
LOL OMG #105 THATS SO FUNNY, uh Aerosmith. 2 FUNNY.
OP they probably did it by accident, just go get it fixed, no big deal.
and what would you like us to do about that? would you like your genitalia cut off?
#133 - On 09/07/2009 at 1:01am by muffinsareyummy
MAYBE UR A HERMAPHRODITE AND U DIDNT KNO I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#134 - On 09/07/2009 at 1:18am by crazyyy2468
don't they have to re-enter in all the information? maybe it was a typo...
#135 - On 09/07/2009 at 1:32am by maipinkbear
Meh. It happened on "King of the Hill" so...at least you don't have a conspiracy theorist/exterminator/idiot neighbor named Dale?
#137 - On 09/07/2009 at 1:54am by capital_seven
I dont really see how this is an FML... i dont know how it is in the states, but over here, Home Affairs fuck up id documents and drivers licences all the time.
Not a big deal. They mess up the Gender on licenses in Florida all the time. I got marked as Male, and a (guy) friend got marked as Female. We're pretty obviously female/male respectively. So not an fml at all.
happened to me in virginia too. in school they marked me as a male and im not. i dont even look like one. but i didnt let it make me crazy. just get it fix.
I call shenanigans, this sounds like that fucking King of the Hill episode
#153 - On 09/07/2009 at 11:11pm by darkshadow
lol something like this happened to me when my permit said i had blonde hair, in disregard of the brown mass on my head.
#154 - On 09/07/2009 at 11:31pm by sarcasticsmoothi
maybe they changed the rules and F now stands for fellow?
#155 - On 09/08/2009 at 7:01am by schwarzproductio
I guess somebody needs to learn how to fill out a form.
#156 - On 09/08/2009 at 9:05am by ObadiahtheSlim
Just becasue you have a beard and penis it doesn't mean you are a male.
#159 - On 09/09/2009 at 5:07am by spillproof
maybe, it was because he failed in sex, like a report card, FAIL!
#161 - On 09/13/2009 at 9:47am by calvinebert
It happened to my brother once. Seems to happen a lot. Maybe the DMV just likes pissing people off. Trying to get out of it though...remember what happened to Hank Hill.
YDI for not looking it over like you should before you sign it.
#164 - On 09/20/2009 at 7:01pm by Zitroaneleh
@ #30 what is a bread and penis? some type of new lunch special? I'll have to look for that one.
OP you can change that you know. just get it changed, whether your sex or drivers license.
#165 - On 12/12/2009 at 10:39pm by hXcsoccerplaya
I don't think it was talking about your gender, rather it may have been grading how good your sex is.
#167 - On 01/02/2010 at 11:27pm by tacoman007
Same thing hapened to my sis- her credit card said 'Alexander' ...
#168 - On 01/16/2010 at 12:20am by Bethanynel813
