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Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML

I agree, your life sucks (48763) - you deserved it (12428)

On 03/21/2009 at 5:13am - misc - by teriyaki124 - United States (California)

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