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Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter followed by embarrassment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15060) - you deserved it (21610)

On 09/02/2009 at 6:17pm - misc - by Math_Rocker (man) - United States (Indiana)

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