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Today, I was at my favorite Mexican restaurant when I realized my really cute waiter, along with his buddies kept looking at me and smiling. Trying to be cool, I took a bite of my burrito, choked, and spilled ground beef down my new shirt and in my bra. They laughed the whole time. FML
I fail to see how eating burritos makes you "cool"
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 10 April 2014