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Today, I was at my favorite Mexican restaurant when I realized my really cute waiter, along with his buddies kept looking at me and smiling. Trying to be cool, I took a bite of my burrito, choked, and spilled ground beef down my new shirt and in my bra. They laughed the whole time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9249) - you deserved it (23481)

On 08/30/2009 at 2:09pm - misc - by pootythe5th (woman) - United States (New York)

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