Miscellaneous: Today, I was at my favorite Mexican restaurant when I realized...

By pootythe5th - 30/08/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at my favorite Mexican restaurant when I realized my really cute waiter, along with his buddies kept looking at me and smiling. Trying to be cool, I took a bite of my burrito, choked, and spilled ground beef down my new shirt and in my bra. They laughed the whole time. FML

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By embarrassing - 15/07/2021 18:01

Today, I went out to eat with friends. My crush was also at the restaurant with his friends. He smiled at me as I took a mouthful of food, and I choked. The waitress had to perform the Heimlich maneuver on me, while he and his friends fell off their chairs laughing. FML

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By Droolgirl - 26/05/2009 01:25 - United States

Today, I was at a fancy restaurant. I was drinking some water when I noticed a hot guy eating alone at another table waving at me. I smiled back, but had forgotten to swallow the water so it dribbled out of my mouth all over my shirt. FML

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By anonymous - 14/09/2010 07:57 - United States

Today, while at dinner with my current boyfriend, my ex walked in with his new girlfriend. The waiter put them at the table next to ours, and the two of them had a front row seat to me spilling an entire guacamole salad on my lap out of nervousness. FML

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By ashhatches - 27/06/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML

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No tip for you

By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:34 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2009 02:22 - United States

Today, I was on a double date at a restaurant with two friends of mine and a guy I really liked. Things started getting really quiet so I decided to start talking to make things a little bit less awkward even though I was eating. I ended up spitting a piece of chicken across the table. FML

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By justmyluck? - 18/02/2011 03:02

Today, I ate at Chipotle. There was a girl sitting alone, so I asked if I could eat lunch with her. She said yes, and as I sat down I tried to open my bag of chips. When trying to do so, my hand slipped, and I punched myself in the face. She laughed, and promptly left. FML

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By Slayer - 09/10/2011 23:28 - Canada

Today, I went out to lunch with a couple of work buddies. Trying to be suave, I started hitting on our waitress. Not two seconds after saying, "Hey baby," I felt ice water on my balls. The guy next to me had spilled both our water glasses. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2012 15:45 - Reserved

Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

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By Hotsauce887 - 29/03/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, my friend told the cute waiter it was my birthday. He brought out a dessert with a candle and put a huge sombrero on my head. Everyone at the restaurant started singing me happy birthday. I got embarrassed and put my head down. My sombrero caught on fire. FML

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dimkims 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 23:21

Eating a burrito makes you "cool"?

DeadMansCrack 4

Sunday 30 August 2009 23:23

I fail to see how eating burritos makes you "cool"

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alex_vik 0

Monday 31 August 2009 0:19

Yep, nothing turns a guy on more than eating a burrito. /sarcasm

Gia0896 0

Monday 31 August 2009 0:26

AHA. YDI

misstragedy 0

Monday 31 August 2009 0:29

You tried to be cool by choking on your burrito? o.o

mister_moops 0

Monday 31 August 2009 0:38

you're so cool you eat burritos

Ecchi_fml 0

Monday 31 August 2009 0:38

Way to keep it classy.

uj_fml 4

Monday 31 August 2009 0:42

Trying to be cool does not equal being cool.

ogloc 0

Monday 31 August 2009 1:00

Biting a burrito? To be "cool"? I pity you.

giganticbrain 0

Monday 31 August 2009 1:05

And you knew for sure they had an eating fetish?

sodahhhr 0

Monday 31 August 2009 1:10

Well, you know what they say, you can lead a horse to water, but make sure it didn't take any laxitives beforehand.

Starchild21 3

Monday 31 August 2009 1:12

What the **** does that have to do with anything??? ____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

Imawhalerider 0

Monday 31 August 2009 1:17

what the **** does your myspace have to do with anything, are you that lonely?

Starchild21 3

Monday 31 August 2009 1:34

Nope, just feeling the need to share the link and being bored studying. I'm sorry if you equate the Myspace friends list as a determination if you're lonely or not, must suck living your life. FYL ________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

Imawhalerider 0

Monday 31 August 2009 1:56

haha well im very sure im not lonely. if you are saying that you just want to fill up your friend list just sounds a bit weird. wanting to talk to strangers online is a bit like someone who has a lot of time on their hands to talk to strangers, is probably lonely. plus if you are studying lonely go make friends you can talk to by txting.

Starchild21 3

Monday 31 August 2009 2:02

Yeah I do that most of the time I study, but it's something different to make new friends and talk to different personalities, no matter where they live. Btw just to piss you off lol: _________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

Ucla_cupcake 0

Monday 31 August 2009 2:59

lol I hate how people have to bring unrelated things up. You have your link up there? And? Nothing wrong with that :D

Imawhalerider 0

Monday 31 August 2009 3:03

i guess i cant argue against personal prefrence

Starchild21 3

Monday 31 August 2009 6:07

www.myspace.com/rapid99 If you don't care then mind your own ******* business, because I can still post it if I want

Young_Sparta 0

Monday 31 August 2009 6:27

im sorry, but im going to have to go for you being a troll. i mean think about it, nothing he says relates to anything, not only that, he can piss you off by just putting his myspace profile up there haha i call troll on the myspace guy.