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Today, I had a stressful day at work and decided to go in the jacuzzi. I hadn't used it for a year, so it was a little dirty. After I cleaned it, filled it up, and jumped in, I pressed the jets. Immediately, thousands of dead moths shot out at full speed towards me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52530) - you deserved it (13819)

On 08/30/2009 at 11:23am - misc - by mel (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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that's more than "a little" dirty

#1 - On 08/30/2009 at 2:13pm by caitlin_lakers

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LOL. right when you turned it on, i was gonna call something shooting at you.
FYL, but YDI for not checking the jets.

#5 - On 08/30/2009 at 2:16pm by TheMikeyK

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