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Today, I got a knock on my door at 3AM. Turns out, if I ignore my mother long enough she will assume I have died and will call the cops. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28864) - you deserved it (9106)

On 08/28/2009 at 7:44pm - misc - by chasingcars0624 - United States

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