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Today, I got a knock on my door at 3AM. Turns out, if I ignore my mother long enough she will assume I have died and will call the cops. FML

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When did she call the cops? Why would they show up at 3am? I mean, if you were really dead, you'd still be dead, at lets say... Nine. In the afternoon. (;

#5 - On 08/29/2009 at 3:13am by redbluegreen

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dude, it's your mom. of course she's gonna worry about you.. the real FML would be if she DIDN'T worry about you

#2 - On 08/29/2009 at 3:09am by ThatDopeKid

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