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Today, I found out that the crumbs on the couch that look like the oreos you just ate, can actually turn out to be very crunchy, and have legs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10335) - you deserved it (42514)

On 08/22/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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First of all, you shouldn't have even considered eating them if they are a place where people stick their asses, second of all, its pretty obvious when something has legs. You're a dumb ass through and through.

#8 - On 08/22/2009 at 8:29pm by kionnalexus

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WHY WOULD YOU HAVE EATEN THEM?

oh lord, YDI for being... a gannet.

#7 - On 08/22/2009 at 8:26pm by repyourcliche

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