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Today, I was smoking a cigarette while watching the meteor shower. I was just about at the filter and as I was taking my last drag, my friend decided to scare me from behind, and I accidentally sucked the whole thing in my mouth. They don't go out immediately when in your mouth. My tongue hurts. FML
Ugh, that's awful. I can only imagine how that tasted.
I'm not going to be a bitch and be one of the high and mighty who say "ydi because you smoke!" because it's none of my damn business.
FYL for the disgusting taste and FYL for burning your tongue.
At least the meteor shower was pretty, right?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 2 October 2015