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Today, I was smoking a cigarette while watching the meteor shower. I was just about at the filter and as I was taking my last drag, my friend decided to scare me from behind, and I accidentally sucked the whole thing in my mouth. They don't go out immediately when in your mouth. My tongue hurts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16985) - you deserved it (37200)

On 08/13/2009 at 3:24am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

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