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Today, the dry cleaner next to my house went up in flames. I went outside to look at the fire, as I looked on in amazement I realized I had dropped off all of my work clothes at the cleaners two days before. I was supposed to pick them up today but was too lazy to walk the 10 feet to the store. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9157) - you deserved it (53627)

On 08/11/2009 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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But what if you'd been in the dry cleaner when it caught fire?

#4 - On 08/11/2009 at 5:07pm by Bombercules

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How on Earth is this a YDI? The poster deserves losing all his clothes because he left them at the dry cleaner's for an extra day? More proof that 90% of FML has never left their parent's houses.

#17 - On 08/11/2009 at 5:26pm by SirAwesome

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