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Today, my mother sat me down to tell me that since coming home from college, I sounded like "a liberated woman". She was disappointed and disturbed by this and said that I should stop having strong opinions and ideals because it would make finding a husband for me difficult. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43609) - you deserved it (5313)

On 08/11/2009 at 10:57am - misc - by liberatedwoman (woman) - Oman (Masqat)

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Don't stop being "a liberated woman" everyone should use their brains and being willing to speak in a peaceful manor and have discussions on issues. Besides I would rather date a woman that can tell me that I am wrong and then we can discuss why I am wrong and find common ground. Keep it up, your doing the right thing.

#4 - On 08/11/2009 at 2:12pm by drewpy

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Tell your mom to shut the fuck up and that this isn't the 1950's.

#3 - On 08/11/2009 at 2:11pm by softbonez

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